The thing is, chocolate needs to be good. It is one of the finest things in life, but not when it is half-assed. Mediocre chocolate is pointless. Even if it explodes.

Wait, I can't run free? You goddamn tease! I'm putting lead-based Pelonazo in your jock strap tonight…

Fuck yeah!

Summer Glau is gonna myce you all.

Props to Holland Oats on the Ben Burtt-esque shout out.

YAY!

Put down the vodka, and back away from the YouTubes. It's going to be okay.

Dang, the Poochie and Smashmouth comparisons are dead on! But how can you disparage a chef for TGI Fridays?

@ Barf Fight - Love the avatar, and props on the Taste Test shout out. I never would've remembered the name of those things.

Kosher marshmallows are a travesty of confectionary.

Seriously, JVS, where DID you find this? And why is appointment-timeliness a wife thing?

Homemade gefilte fish is delicious, especially with red horseradish.

Irrelevant to the awesomeness of this thread, you should know that while Blueberry Mini-Wheats are fabulous, the Strawberry ones are gratingly artificial-tasting and hideous.

I'm just wondering why ZMF chose "Bath and Beyond" as where we should be on line like douches. Was there a sale on… (wait for it)

No comments on mobile AV = no Reck on mobile AV. People, what's the fucking point if there's no comments?

Word.

I'd like it on a thong.

I'm actually friends with Dan Simons, and we met at Cornell as grad students (different departments, though).

As the late, great George Carlin said: the guys driving faster than you are maniacs, and the ones driving slower are morons.

Got a problem with green, Jorge Von Doesn't-Care-It's-Saint-Patrick's-Day-Soon?