Has anyone taken "smelly clam" yet?

AHS = Awful Hilarious Shit

AHS = Awful Hilarious Shit

“Do you like the information channel you get when you stay in a hotel? Well Thursday nights is just that now.”

“Do you like the information channel you get when you stay in a hotel? Well Thursday nights is just that now.”

But it's not Bizarro World, where Vice Dean Laybourne would be good.  It's just the darkest timeline.  He'd be evil in both.

(Ok, I tried to read through all 1500+ comments, but if someone else already posted on this, I'm sorry to repeat)

"Friendly"

Every time I see Ellen May, I think of her warning Raylan that people will think he's a "two pump chump."

It's safer.

Amen to that!

He's sounding more and more like he did in Forrest Gump.  I keep waiting for him to recite a list of shrimp recipes.  
"There's, um, shoo-fly pie, shoo-fly gumbo, shoo-fly kabobs, shoo-fly creole, shoo-fly stew, pan fried shoo-fly, deep fried shoo-fly. … That's about it."

"I'll be your sheriff, but I'm expensive.  (And if we knew each other better, I'd throw 'fuckin' in there somewhere.)"

Honestly, I went straight to the preview after that attack precisely because I DID want to know if Cooper would be okay.  That scene would have been so disturbing without the camera guys, but with the camera guys it was both disturbing and infuriating.  I was so worked up, I had to know that Cooper was going to be…

Yes!  Or like a cop testifying in court.

"I will smack your face off of your face!"

I'm expecting it on the DVD extras.

"American women are complicated."

What was Vincent D'Onofrio doing as an extra on Alcatraz?  I could swear that was him in the park with the dog and then on the medical examiner's table.  Is that how things ended for Bobby Goren?  He finally met some girl, moved to S.F. for her and then got his leg blown off and died while walking her stupid little…

And/or someone he bought drugs or borrowed money from?  Or maybe someone he met in drug rehab?