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more like Turd Crapley
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I'm banking on full-on serial killer.  That would be funnier and, somehow, less disturbing.

"We immediately escalate everything to a 10… We have got to examine our process"

"No!  We don't do the choo choo!"

Ha!  Never thought I would read a statement like that and respond with laughter and fond memories of episodes past.

It shouldn't be true, but it totally is.

"Bitches be loco"  (to quote Andy from Cougar Town)

Tearinitup is pretty right.  Pharomones.  
So what's the deal, bukaball?  You on your period or something?

Yeah, Andrea totally Britta'd that situation.

"Leslie and I aren't dating anymore, but, uh, we're friends, so it's fun.  It's just fun.  It's fun, we… It's fun."

Come on.  It was funny!

This episode was awesome.  Best since season 2.  (And I haven't been a huge fan of this season or the one before.)  I can't wait to see Gemma be a badass again!!!

I've been assuming that Gabe becoming "unhinged" lately is leading up to the reveal that he's the real Scranton Strangler and the jury Toby was on got it wrong.

And the real estate lady.  Each episode could be about the ghosts (and crazy neighbor lady) spooking potential buyers.

Related question:  Can ghosts show up in photographs?  Or was the pic of Tate and Abby supposed to have been taken 18 years ago (assuming the cheerleader who "would have been 34" was 16 at the time of her murder)?

I would SOOOOOO devote myself to a TV show about the old/young maid, the abortion lady, the gimp suit, the crazy woman next door and her ghost child(ren), the weird little twins (are they Tate's brothers?), the dead nurses, the burn-faced aspiring actor, and the gay "fluffers."

AV Club Review: "'Doctor Pussy’s clouding your judgment, son.' Vicious line, but part of me did suddenly imagine a cutaway to a kitten wearing a stethoscope, looking grim."

There's always money in the banana stand.