No. I made that up. You won't find ASOIAF anywhere else on the internet.

HBO already owns the rights to the entire ASOIAF universe.

This episode reminded more of Tony Soprano's Kevin Finnerty experience than anything I saw in Lost.

Good thing they still have the "other Farrelly brother" on board.

I put you in the same category as someone who would give another person's kid a Chick cartoon tract.

Spoiled was a Sebadoh song years before Kids.

I always thought Yes was an obvious inspiration for Spinal Tap. Not in a bad way.

The biggest difference between the trilogy described in that letter and the actual books is right there in the first line: he describes the series as high fantasy. The books are (thankfully) closer to historical fiction than high fantasy.

I don't like this guy.

"Who had the double cheese and sausage?"

Drea de Matteo? I had to read the original article to make sure that wasn't a joke. Will she be commenting on her first Camaro, the time she listened to Slippery When Wet 12 times in like one day, or Vinny Testaverde's tenure with the Jets?

Sad. I've been looking forward to seeing this since I read Leonard Pierce's review of it last summer.

I'm about 8 1/2 episodes into Marco Polo. I'm really not liking it. I'd say the AV Club reviews have been generous.

This should be a new Monday feature for the AV Club: Boilerplate Pleadings In Civil Lawsuits!

Andals, First Men, but not the Rhoynar? That's kind of a dick move.

Okay, stop me when I get it right:

"What 'career'?"

Bob Pollard (Guided By Voices)

Bob Pollard (Guided By Voices)

Fuck Christmas. According to the internet, The National did that kick ass version of The Rains of Castamere for GOT. They could ruin Flag Day and your mom's birthday for all I care. That shit was cool.