Wasn't he, er, one of The Little Rascals?

Her soul has put on weight

Maybe talk about how awesome it is to have a President that smokes weed. "I did not inhale *wink*"

That's how the world would look today if we hadn't all been killed by Y2K

"You, before I showed up, this was just a box. A dumb old ordinary box. But now? Heyyyyyyyyy."

I would like to spend forever studying at Greendale Community College. It'll blow your mind and your body.

"Paint me like of your French Na'vi"