For sale: Baby shoes, never worn. Also baby

The Moraband name change frustrates me to no end. It's not only a totally unnecessary change but it also sounds worse to the ear compared to Korriban (at least to me). I'm just pretending it's an alternate spelling of the planet in the same way a lot of city names are translated differently between languages.

Half Life 3 confirmed?!?

Onanwatch might've been more clever

That was definitely the one that affected me the most and has stuck with me for some reason, what happens to the main characters is just so horrible.

My brother went to George Washington university and told me that one night he and his friends got drunk and walked to the Lincoln memorial. It was apparently deserted until one of them decided to try and touch the statue, at which point a couple of secret service guys showed up seemingly out of nowhere to tell them…

Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please… give generously…

He'd much rather be something exciting, like a lion tamer!

Maybe your child will be the chosen one who is destined to overthrow Trump's reign of darkness, you never know

The electorate will fairly judge the statements of each candidate and diligently fact check them in order to come to an informed decision about which policies are more practical; just kidding that's way too outlandish.

I really don't know why C-SPAN still does call-in shows, the only people who call-in are either insane or completely uninformed.

Syfy should just go ahead and make a Shadowrun series already since that's what all their shows seem to turn into lately anyway

Give me your dissertation, nerd!

This election is so crazy I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or serious anymore

The AV Club is a comedy website that writes about pop culture, not a news organization. They don't have to have any sort of 'journalistic' integrity about Trump and are free to call him an asshole.

Forcecest: is wrong

I was checking 538 incessantly during the election, but I've stopped recently because it was starting to drive my anxiety through the roof. Hopefully polls change soon or at least stabilize, right now it's getting tense.

One of the worst things about this election is that it's made me nostalgic for Mittens fucking Romney, which makes me feel dirty. But he really would be a million times more qualified than Trump.

They've definitely each demolished at least one community center or orphanage

Trick question since you don't give them any light source