Whaaaa? Armin Shimerman talked about how important the Union episode was in DS9 and how it related to the screen actors guild, so I find that really hard to believe. He was in that Atlas Shrugged movie but probably just for a paycheck. Unless his twitter feed is full of Randian quotes…?

It can be two things etc

Wouldn't work; unlike computers, Ted Cruz is completely immune to logic.

I tend to make the same mistake about Rick Scott and Voldemort. To be fair, they're both bald, egotistical, and seem to have a passionate grudge against children's education, the elderly, and minorities.

That one at the end of DS9 was competent and only a little corrupt.

If the Cigarette Smoking Man can be blown up by a rocket and come back, then why not bring them back as well

Preferably not as a ghost this time, because that was stupid.

Agents Doggett and Reyes continue to sadly lurk by their phones

"Look at the way Greedo fell. Back… and to the left. Back… and to the left."

You laugh at him now, but when the Reptilians arrive to steal your brainwaves you'll wish you listened to his disorganized ramblings!

This should be a natural fit since just like in Star Wars it's difficult to find any women in China.

Given Hollywood's general understanding of science they probably believe that statement is 137% accurate!

Archie meets Motörhead would probably be a very different comic.

Alternate Madlibs title: Guillermo del Toro wants to make a movie about [noun] but won't because he has to [verb]

Oops! I should really watch that show, I've heard good things.

(That's because I was quoting Futurama, dude)

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will?

"You could always watch Marco Polo instead!" - Desperate Netflix Executive

While I'd love to see it happen, I wouldn't hold your breath; it was "confirmed" last April and there's been no news since.

As much as I love Aisha Tyler (she's the best), I'm sort of glad she didn't end up in a film that's almost guaranteed to be awful.