My theory: Miley Cyrus intentionally flashed her vagina in an attempt to get the entire celebrity blogosphere locked up. She's a Machiavellian genius in disguise.

FidelAstro, what artists would be considered good examples of Canadian hip-hop?

I think we're way past the "best drama on TV" discussion, no? It's time to put Breaking Bad in the G.O.A.T. conversation.

I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. Put a fucking hanger on a stove and let that shit sit there for, like, a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

In terms of Raekwon-Nas collaborations, I've always preferred Nas' verse on Mobb Deep's "Eye for an Eye (Your Beef Is Mines)". Obviously both of them are remarkable verses by a legend hitting his stride, but the lyrics in "Verbal Intercourse" feel a little more flowery and the stream-of-consciousness to me, while "Eye…

I have to say, I visit a lot of hip-hop blogs on a regular basis, but this is probably the first time I've ever seen someone claim that Fishscale is better than Supreme Clientele.

Why thank you.

I'll buy a ticket . . .
. . . on the condition that Slick Rick promises to perform this classic:

They should just get Shorty Shit Stain to fill in for him.

I really don't think you'll miss much by skipping Tical 2000: Judgement Day altogether (28 tracks, about 20 of them are complete garbage), but at the risk of being torn to shreds by a rabid fanbase, listen to "Dangerous Grounds," "Step By Step," and "Big Dogs." Make sure to skip "Retro Godfather"; considering the…

Ha, I was more annoyed by Johnny Sack gaining 50 lbs . . . during stage 4 of lung cancer. Spoiler.

Cute Shots
I'm probably alone on this, but the cute little camera angles are getting more and more tiresome for me.

Walter recalled Tuco mentioning two cousins that were coming to pick him up and abscond to Mexico. After one of the two Mexican shooters crawled out of the hospital bed towards him, dragging a bloody mess with rage in his eyes, Walter put two and two together: Tuco's cousins came to take revenge.

Skimming
I like how Walter does a little skimming of his own by refusing to disclose just how much money he's made through his "gambling."

Did you hear about those Staten kids? They're smashing everything in every shape, form and fashion.

But on a serious note, though: where's my Killah tape at?

GOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

"We certainly do not know that it was "Walt's plan" to make up the story about Marie's car accident. All we do know is that he frantically called Saul, who thought of something on the fly. You're making a leap."