Christ, I'm handsome.

Christ, I'm handsome.

Are you choking me right now?

Are you choking me right now?

The ultimate spoiler
My life has lost all meaning ever since I made the terrible choice to learn the time and manner of my own death, just as the fortune-teller warned me it would.

My favorite is the TV version of Die Hard With a Vengeance, in which Jeremy Irons sadistically forces Bruce Willis to stand in the middle of Harlem with a sign that says "I HATE EVERYBODY!"