Missing Chapter in Barney's Play Book:

Missing Chapter in Barney's Play Book:

Everything cool and edgy—like Green Day—eventually becomes Green Day.

Everything cool and edgy—like Green Day—eventually becomes Green Day.

Actually, it was my arm pit.

Actually, it was my arm pit.

I grew up with Twisted Sister.

I grew up with Twisted Sister.

Gordon Bennett, that was a good one!

Gordon Bennett, that was a good one!

I think future Ted is telling this whole story the day after his wife leaves him.

I think future Ted is telling this whole story the day after his wife leaves him.

So this show is going to end with the as-yet-to-be-named mother divorcing Future Ted in the series finale, right? Because that's about the only satisfying conclusion I can foresee.

So this show is going to end with the as-yet-to-be-named mother divorcing Future Ted in the series finale, right? Because that's about the only satisfying conclusion I can foresee.

For the benefit of the younger kids, "The Beatles" were the band Paul McCartney was in BEFORE "Wings."

For the benefit of the younger kids, "The Beatles" were the band Paul McCartney was in BEFORE "Wings."

I'm pretty sure my sister did. Because she was a huge slut in high school, I mean.

I'm pretty sure my sister did. Because she was a huge slut in high school, I mean.

Gary Hoey does a great guitar cover of "Linus and Lucy."

Gary Hoey does a great guitar cover of "Linus and Lucy."