I think more like the alien from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I think more like the alien from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Will someone please do a happier version of Watership Down that won't scar seven-year-old me for life?

Will someone please do a happier version of Watership Down that won't scar seven-year-old me for life?

What's Updike?

What's Updike?

Don't worry, nobody on the internet ever has different opinions.

Don't worry, nobody on the internet ever has different opinions.

Something D-O-O economics…

Something D-O-O economics…

Interestingly, "perfect attendance in 4th grade" was also listed on his arrest report and subsequent restraining orders.

Interestingly, "perfect attendance in 4th grade" was also listed on his arrest report and subsequent restraining orders.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

The world didn't end with Y2K, but The Simpsons did.

The world didn't end with Y2K, but The Simpsons did.

Sarah Jessica Parker proclaimed her love of Twisted Sister in this movie. With a pink streak in her hair, no less.

Sarah Jessica Parker proclaimed her love of Twisted Sister in this movie. With a pink streak in her hair, no less.

Signed, the Greeks.

Signed, the Greeks.