Argh! It's champing at the bit, not chomping!

Say what you will about the Bible, but that shit gets hot

Or retire and spend his time making sub-freshman art major level paintings.

Given that the National Park Service is leading the resistance to our president, I suppose it only makes sense a porn site would lead the resistance to our vice president.

I can't tell if this is terrible satire or terrible earnestness.

Yeah, and why doesn't Batman dance anymore?!?

Don't ask me, I'm just an OxFam ambassador!

"It's so easy to tell studios to be 100% perfect in issues like this and then do nothing about it ourselves."

That's terrible. How many times have I told them don't call chicks broads?

They just wanted to tell a simple story and you slick small-towners took them for all they were worth

"because their demagogue"

It has been quite cathartic listening to this song on repeat. Sometimes the best protest anthem is the most direct, after all.

This sounds like a great idea! They should have the show on every day, and cover current news topics in a humorous way. They could call it something simple like "The Show That Happens Daily."

Everyone knows Enrico Palazzo was the real hero anyway! Loser Frank Drebbin trying to take credit for the work of others. Sad!

thbbt

The real tragedy is the loss of our collective innocence.

Yeah, it's like how people cheered at Jews killing Nazis, but were upset by Nazis killing Jews. Everyone experiences the world in exactly the same way, so there's no need to take into account things like politics, context, or widely-available and obvious facts.

Translation: I'm a comfy white guy!

Yeah, it's like insisting on calling it "Faux News." Even though I agree with you, I instantly dismiss anyone who uses it because a) it's not nearly as clever as the speaker thinks it is, and b) just makes you sound like a fucking child.

And they're both the comedy equivalent of Christian music — the only person who could ever sit through more than a few seconds of their routine is a person who already completely agrees with them on every point. They're not there to make comedy, they're there to let you feel smugly self-satisfied.