Can he say that?!?

"It’s just like Communism."

It's Kerns you idiot!

I come to the AV Club specifically because of the high likelihood I'll stumble into a debate between two intelligent people about which period constitutes Weird Al's best work.

"because the strongest pro-life voices out there are female (and often quite young)."

I would not put it past Snyder to rastify the Joker.

Say hello to the next Bubba Sparxxx!!!

If you actually believe his autobiography (which you shouldn't — beyond the fact he was successfully sued for libel, so much of it is obviously made up), he's a straight up murderer. He claimed he killed 30 people from the top of the Superdome, which even if you think deadly vigilantism is ok, there's absolutely no…

"I have a list of celebrities that support Socialism"

I was once on a flight with Geraldo (though not near him. Geraldo flies first class. Elitist!) and can confirm that man is freakishly short. Like, he can hardly be 5 feet tall. So now I always watch his segments wondering if he's standing on a small box he carries around with himself at all times or some such. Or at…

I read every reply to this post, and not a single one was about popular cults! Now where the hell am I supposed to share all of my opinions about what really happened at Jonestown?!?

"I'm sure Sanders would have tried very hard as President, but his proposals would inevitably been watered down a good bit before ever being passed"

I got a "mom titties" notification for this?!?

Have you considered ditching both of those for one of those guitars that are, like, double guitars?

Needs more long-winded discussions of your own haircut

You tell that Tipsy he makes one great mozzarella stick!

Wait. So you just mean he literally didn't direct Casablanca?

Gotta hear both sides! On one side we have literally all of history, and on the other side, a racist asshole spouting garbage. Wouldn't want to be biased and not give that as much weight as empirical reality!

Before now I never knew I needed a leering George Washington painting in my life, but I very much do.

Much snappier than the original tag "By the power of nostalgia among 30-somethings who finally have enough disposable income to justify the resurrection of their childhood memories!"