Thank you. It's pretty sickening how much the supposedly left-wing party looks at a bunch of poor people and says "Huh. Must be dumb and lazy if they're poor. Fuck them!" It's not Trump that's driving working-class whites to him, it's the Democrats pushing them away.

Those Canadians sure got things right…

Ah yes, the Humanitarian Award, Presented by State Farm™! When you think of sticking it to the man, think of State Farm™! No other multi-billion dollar institution stands up for the powerless like State Farm™! Now featuring both multiple-car discounts and battling-the-forces-of-centuries-old-institutional-racism…

Remember when this guy was that hot young producer who could also rap okay and we were all excited for what he'd become?

NO SUCH THING AS EU MEMBERSHIP?!?

If nothing else, Brexist has at least served as a handy reminder that blindly irrational xenophobia is not a uniquely American trait.

I sure hope these Scorsese and Jagger fellows have something to fall back on. Though they shouldn't be too upset, most people who want to break into the big time on tv never make it even this far. I'm sure those fresh-faced youngsters will have success in another field, though.

You mean Dad finally got that pack of cigarettes from the corner store and is coming back?!? Turns out all my friends, teachers, and guidance counselors really were wrong!

Much as suspected, when you support a corrupt institution it's ok for…reasons. Sorry to ask you to apply critical thinking on the internet.

Quick question: do you pay taxes? Because if you do, you're personally funding things far, far worse than anything the Catholic church has ever done.

Dude who licenses music for commercials calls dude who licenses music for streaming services a sellout.

Somewhere right now a crusty dean is shaking his fist and howling impotently at the sky "Cliiiiinnnntttooooonnnn Hoooouuuusseee!

"excluding neutral references"

Yeah, that'd be like, 80 gills.

Here friend — on the very, very slight chance you're actually interested in learning about this topic and not just interested in justifying your racism, I suggest you check out the Chicago Project on Security and Terrorism (https://cpost.uchicago.edu/). In addition to housing the most respected experts on terror…

You do know that majority-Muslim nations have regularly elected female leaders and we're here all jerking ourselves off because for the first time in our nation's history we might elect a woman?

Yup, and none of those people were inspired to do this by the illegal invasions of multiple Middle Eastern nations. Nope, it's entirely Islam. That's why there has been constant terrorism since the founding of Islam, and no noticeable uptick in recent years as the West has bombed the shit out of majority Muslim…

I also love that they take literally things that are explicitly called metaphors. The number of New Testament passages that begin with "And Jesus told them the following parable…" and people take those parables literally.

Or it could be pointed out that he's claimed allegiance to both ISIS and Al Qaeda. And since you're a bigot, I know you don't know the difference between Al Qaeda and ISIS, but they hate each other. You simply cannot be a member of both — it's like saying you pledge allegiance to the Tea Party and to the local chapter…

You mean Woodrow Wilson?