Well, it's kind of a love song…all the monsters enjoying each other's company…dancing, holding their evil in check…

♫♫ As I was working in the lab, late one night…♫♫

Scalia's death can be celebrated in many threads!

My heart goes out to Clarence Thomas, who has not only lost his closest mentor, but I assume is to be buried alive at the feet of Scalia a la Burn's final plan for Smithers.

…can I go now?

But they come with free frogurt!

It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS

Great Job Writing the Same Three Words On a Series of Different Pictures, Internet!

But I thought I and Nasim Pedrad could be…special…friends

I believe the correct answer to most awkward host/band combo would be Steve Forbes introducing Rage Against the Machine. It's like SNL was intentionally trying to fuck with both of them.

Hell yeah! 12 more episodes? I can't wait to see how they'll depress me this time!

True, but half the fun's in trying

Indeed. We are dangerously short on completely on-the-nose metaphors for our society's ever-widening income gap.

I like to tell the ladies I'm like an Olive Garden bread stick — marginally satisfying at best, but as much as you want!

First of all, sarcasm is awesome.

Phew! Thank you for that! Here I was, sitting here like an idiot, thinking I had been entertained by that show last night. Laughing even! Oh, what an idiot I was! Good thing I was watching alone, or everyone would know how foolish I looked laughing at this comedy program!

What are "jokes that write themselves?"

I believe he prefers to be called Dan Sonsofthesoil

Hey you! Yeah you, in the comments section — get yer hand off my wife's leg!

Hey! Leggo my correct plurals!