Yeah, but times Red Sox fans were completely insufferable assholes: infinity. Times Royals fans were: 1.

Somehow Caine's quote comes across as way more offensive than Rampling's. Like, it's pretty easy to just dismiss an idiot racist, but it's Caine's paternalistic brand of "What, you want to come to the Oscars? Oh, but it's such a dreadful affair. Why I hardly even bother anymore" that's just infuriating. I don't think…

And he doesn't pee on a teenage girls.

I usually bristle at the suggestion that irony is dead, but then R Kelly (completely unprompted!) compares himself favorably to Bill Cosby and I realize there's nothing I can possibly say to parody that. That is the joke you would make. How do you make a joke about it when it's already the dark punchline?

But does the comb come in switch-blade style? I'd throw in at least 100 more upvotes for that option.

*pushes independent thought alarm*

Uh, you do know that Barry Goldwater and his ultra-passionate followers are largely credited with causing the 20-30 year right-wing swing in American politics, right? It's not always about winning. For evidence, please note that Goldwater was the first presidential candidate to say America's drug problem should be the…

Oh look, @avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus has just…en-tered…the room.

This is the public transportation joke that gets a lot more use value than the similarly hilarious "public transportation is for jerks and lesbians," because if people don't recognize that as a Simpsons quote, you just look like a huge jackass…

Eh, it's worth a streaming binge. It's not the kind of revelatory comedy you tell all your friends they have to watch, but given the short runs of British shows and the fact that it's generally well done and humorous (if not insanely good), it's definitely worth the 5 or 6 hours it takes to get through the whole thing.

Yeah, but you only liked that one because it's pretty. Such a shallow way to judge hate machines.

If you guessed Frank Stallone, you are wrong. He was never popular!

Holy shit, now I really, really want a Kendrick Lamar album recorded entirely in hoplandish. That would be the single greatest rap album of all time.

"Facts" was an especially terrible song, even for Kanye, right? I mean, I've never much cared for the guy, but even his defenders have to admit that was terrible, right? Or has the whole world gone insane?

Whaaa?!? I want, nay demand, stories from that experience.

Well, and Step-by-Step. Then I would finally have something to do with my Friday nights…

"Tales from the Crypt returns"

Is this even my wedding table? It's like I don't even know what a wedding table is anymore!

Jazz sticks

I dunno. As someone high right now, I laughed aloud reading that description. So at least they've got their target demo locked down.