based on that picture
Neil Patrick Harris should be the next Bond villain.

It sounds like he's saying the conservative party has lost it's modern relevance, not that it has ceased to exist.

Downward Spiral, The Fragile, With Teeth (top 5 bitch!), Year zero. For the rest, no preference.

maybe it's because he's Scottish, and the Glaswegian accent is horrific.

Horror movie rules
Surely this was already satirised in Scream? I would expect something more original from J Dub.

I'd pay to see that band.

Absolute Power
Off topic - but there was another comedy quite similar to TTOI, Absolute Power, with Steven Fry and a bunch of others, including a couple of notable hotties. It was fucking brilliant.

That last one was pretty good.

"the combination of arrogance and powerlessness, which seems to be characteristically British"
Thanks a bunch, Sam.

Thanks for the tip, I'm ever so grateful.

Favourite character:
Why didn't you tell me mah hat was on fire? That's a brand new hat!

Actually, I would like to make a serious point here about brevity. A lot of journalists hate novels that are big. I think that's because they are taught to write short, punchy articles, and to be highly critical of large tracts of text. Personally, if I'm enjoying a book, I don't want it to be brief. It's a point Neal…

Yeah, the big speech at the end was a bit of a chore, but aside from that it was pretty entertaining. Bit of drama, bit dark. Rearden was pretty cool. And that torture scene - how can anyone not think that was cool?
Oooh, and the pirate guy jumping in through the window - I mean come on, a pirate jumps through a…

Wow
Sean REALLY doesn't like Ayn rand huh? I, fortunately, have the superhuman ability to appreciate the book as a good read despite disagreeing with it's politics / economics.

"a sexless, genteel place"
Apparently Market Snodsbury was based on my home town. It's our claim to fame.

The best ever firstie was this:

goddamit…… this is why my last get rich scheme failed aswell.

This sounds like my new get rich quick scheme….
I have no artistic ability or training. I will sketch your photo for 20 bucks. Or 30 pounds sterling. It will rule. Guaranteed.

Well, I'll let you off, as you only read part of it.
You're welcome.

You read this book? You are a stupid useless nothing.
This is going to take me a while, but I am determined to work my way down the comments and mock everybody that admits to having read a dan brown novel. Alright….