A true fable of American ideals. 

I would do no such thing.

We most certainly are not.

We most certainly are not.

Bah! To proffer a mutually-fulfilling bilateral affair of reciprocity? That is hardly the American way!

You cannot spell 'liberal' without 'libel!'

Can a simple eagle not stick with the tried and the true? It is the American way!

Hippie degenerates. I shall be in my study, waiting for the real rain to come.

Indeed. 

You. Are. All. WEIRDOES!