That'll move the chains!

Am I gonna have to shoot my brainwashed child?!? Ok video I watched on the NRA website!
::cocks gun::

Ditto

And no mention of Home Movies changing from UPN to Cartoon Network where it improved in every way.

Surely not me!

"The grass is always greener on the Lurgner side."
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Did anybody else get a Spanish Inquisition vibe from the Dothraki?

I was once jogging with my dog listening to the Murderer Heaven episode, when I started laughing so hard that I lost my breath and started choking and had to sit down on the pavement for about 3 minutes.

“When I get back from rehab, I’ll probably say cocaine is terrible. But don’t believe me! Cocaine is amazing! I give it a million stars!”
— Forrest MacNeil

Joyce Wrigley for runner-up to Mrs. Weasley.

I'm sorry, did you say Bald Roid?

Hey, remember that brief time when Mac was one of the Others on LOST?
No? Ok, carry on then…

I try to be good hard-worker-man, but refrigemater so messy. So, so messy.
- quoted by me about once a month

Who was managing him, Bever Hopox or Chico Hands?

"I'm sorry, I don't remember any of it. For you the day was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
-Patricia Arquette

I've been a big fan since The Mighty Ocean & Nine Dark Theaters, and have to say that my all-time favorite live show involved him opening for Alias. His stage presence is off the charts - in fact he could probably just banter for an hour and I wouldn't mind one bit. But during that show, one of the words thrown out…

This article is nonsense! You're trying to tell me that Grave of the Fireflies, Watership Down, & Plague Dogs are supposedly morbid? Yeah right! Get real.

♪♫ Shave and a Haircut…

I have no respect for any band that has less than 6 guitars.
So close Diarrhea Planet… So close.

I said it in the Jimmy Fallon poll, and I'll say it again. Bryan Cranston.