The monkey is honestly one of the main reasons I'm still watching.  When Monkey Skyped Tom and wouldn't wake Bea up was one of my favourite odd moments on TV in a long time.

Since I've never watched it, I've always amused myself by assuming that King of Queens is a remake of King of Kensington with a less awesome theme song.

I gave up on the franchise after absolutely hating Tom Cruise's Impossible Mission 1, but actually watched MI:4 this weekend.

Speaking of Charles Dance, I caught part of the Ali G movie earlier this week - and had forgotten that Dance was in it, and did a painfully hilarious dance scene at the end of the movie that is even more painful and hilarious imagining it as Tywin Lannister.

For more Richard Chamberlain-ness, you could add The Bourne Identity.  It would be interesting to compare it to the Matt Damon version.

A couple of years ago, we were asked to identify some ticks that were removed from a guy who had been in a car accident.  We were handed a bag filled with HUNDREDS of ticks.

You don't even have to ask him.  An open gate and a bowl of kibble on the porch is all the invitation he needs.

David Giuntoli, the eponymous Grimm (and ostensibly the lead actor of the piece, even if he is the dullest character) first appeared on a couple of different versions of Road Rules.

I have to admit, I have no idea who that is.  Looking up his IMDB page, it mostly looks like other reality shows.

It's not making it big in reality TV.  It's moving from reality TV to a legitimate career in acting that is nearly impossible.

I once had a taxi driver spend the entire journey telling me all about how he would love to be Oprah's kept man.  He insisted he didn't find Oprah attractive, but had clearly given a lot of thought about how awesome it would be to service her whims in exchange for a pampered lifestyle.

Randy Quaid for President!!

I misread that as having Mad About You ranked above Breaking Bad and I nearly had an aneuryism.

What about the most important question.  Just how hard an R is this?

Or perhaps more accurately, they were fucked by everybody.

If I'm paying $15+ and another $25 for a popcorn and soda, I expect to be entertained for at least two hours.

I immediately thought of Sherri Lewis.  It would be amusing to see how Lambchop would respond to lycanthropy.

I am generally a Joel fan, but Pumaman may very well be my favourite MST3K episode ever.

I was highly skeptical about a network TV series starring Hannibal.  It sounded like it be a terribly watered-down and (somehow) lesser version of Dexter.

The other day, I noticed a TV movie on the guide (Bravo, I think) with the same name, about the same ring of thieves and with Jennifer Grey.