Blade 2; Alien Resurrection; Star Trek: Nemesis; Conan the Barbarian; The Magnificent Seven TV series.

In general, I agree with him.  However, I'm not sure John Popper is the person we want representing the pro-gun, pot smoking, gay marriage, fetus eating fat guy lobby.

Now I have an image of a biker gang of raccoons terrorizing the 'hood SAMCRO-style, cruising around on their Big Wheel trikes.

An epic Marvel superhero movie starring a raccoon and a tree?

How could Jaime even theoretically have any knowledge of the plan of the Red Wedding?

No, he specifically said he wasn't a Southerner.

The monkey is close, but I have to cast my vote for the poor smushy-faced lion.

@avclub-93dd7c576149e317876624615b6008c3:disqus , I spaced out so much at one, I had absolutely no idea what movie we were watching when the credits started.  I was trying to figure it out by the credited actors - "Wilford Brimley?  Holly Hunter?  David Strathairn?  Cool!  Whatever movie this is, it should be pretty…

Yesterday for breakfast I had a handful of dark chocolate Tim Tam cookies and a can of Coke.

All I know of this show is the snippets of the awful promos I've seen while FF'ing the breaks in Bunheads.

In this case, the movie makers brought it on themselves by showing Superman with a beard in their movie - thus requiring some explanation as to how he gets rid of it when he's not in existential crisis.

There must be some pretty awesome industrial applications for the indestructible beard dust left over after the grinding process.

Would he not just melt the mirror?  And is even Superman's heat vision powerful enough to damage his Kryptonian hair?  Without damaging his skin?

As bcfred said, it's a drama, but the trailers mostly showed the brief musical numbers and tried to make it seem like a Stripes style comedy.

Sadly I am a child of the 80s, and mostly know his stuff from that period.  Because some of it was recorded in Canada, it counts as CanCon and is inescapable on Canadian radio.

I knew AVClub would be the one place someone finally caught that reference!!

I feel the same way about Rod Stewart's voice.  It just grates every last nerve ending like when you accidentally stick a vegetable peeler up your nose, twirl it a few times, and then jam a Hall's up there. 

I'm pretty sure that fireman would have been acrophobic, rather than agoraphobic.  Unless it was like a really, really spacious elevator shaft.

Or Cadence, a film which I believe deserves some kind of award for Most Misleading Trailer of all time.

I think he may live in Canada.  He's in an awful lot of Canadian shows, or projects that film in Canada.