Silent letters lend an instant coolness and cache to otherwise normal words.

I made super-fudgy chocolate brownies.  They turned out really well, although I didn't wait for them to cool much before taking out the first ones, so they were still kind of melty and so, so awesome (but kinda messy).

Author Author was the first Pacino movie I ever saw, which gave a pretty different impression of him than his other work.

All I remember about that movie was Loni Anderson in her underwear.

I can't remember his name, but I kinda got the feeling that Ginny's boyfriend-since-childhood was maybe, probably gay.

What I mostly meant was that the phenomenon doesn't have an official name.  Which it totally should.

Maybe the Tommie Lee Jones stuff would have worked if either dude was able to pull off even an approximate imitation.  Although I'm not sure even TLJ himself would have been amusing just saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over again.

Why exactly is February so dire in terms of movie choices?

I have the day off because it's Family Day here in Alberta.

I remember when My Dinner With Andre was rated "G", and the newspaper had a little warning printed at the bottom that it definitely wasn't intended for children.

I don't think I've ever even heard of Schizopolis before.

Maybe I'm even easier to please, because I liked both The Informant and Haywire.

"MacReady, why did you fry our computer?"

I'm still not convinced that Juliette Lewis isn't actually a few chromosomes short of a full set.

Bagpipes have more of a nasal sound, though.  You need some more "n"s and "g"s in there to get it just right.

I would consider it pretty fucking irresponsible not to arm everyone even vaguely capable of carrying a weapon.

You know what the best thing about the week after Valentine's is?

I watched only one episode of Celebrity Rehab, and felt like I was enabling Dr Drew.

This is actually a common phenomenon, but little recognized.

I was going to mention Kurt Russell's turn on Gilligan's Island as Jungle Boy, but then discovered that somehow he's never even been nominated.
 
Like, WTF?!?!