I didn't hear DK or Suicidal. Sounded way more like a couple eras of Black Flag mashed together. "Food Fight" seemed in the vein of "Six Pack" or "TV Party." The quasi-emo spoken word stuff was dead-on "Jealous Again." I thought it was a very accurate parody. I didn't laugh but I appreciate that they went to air with…

The bald fat dude is Alain Johannes. He used to be skinny and hairy but then his wife died recently. Both of them were in Queens of the Stone Age as well as most of the dozen Queens of the Stone Age side projects.

This is the first person I've seen with an outtie who wasn't a toddler or a girl with anorexia.

Whitley Strieber
who wrote the book version of The Day After Tomorrow is working on his own 2012 movie called 2012: The War for Souls.

Seriously
You people who well up with tears at the trailer, that's kinda pussy. I've cried at movies but usually only when something bad happens to a character I've grown to like. It's not surprising that you find this film so powerful and emotionally resonant when all it takes to get to you is an anthemic song on the…

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Fun times.
Mary The Waitress. Fuck Artemis. Kill Dee.

Idea for Van Sant, Ellis collaboration
Van Sant's mouth is grafted onto a Japanese man's anus and Ellis' mouth is grafted on to Van Sant's anus.

Because they're Black.

Living Color < Bad Brains
that is all.

We're fucking cool.

I love The Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth
but neither Sister Ray or The Diamond Sea are worth anyone's time. Particularly The Diamond Sea. Didn't they admit that was just to fuck with people? Washing Machine would have been a much more interesting mandatory Sonic Youth song.

Jello Biafra and D.O.A.
Full Metal Jackoff.

Anyone who says he should go free because the victim forgave him
needs to take a community college intro to psychology class. Or just watch an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

You should listen to more Kate Bush. Lots of songs about a single old movie or some weird piece of history like Wilhelm Reich.

If Kraftwerk's early albums were about how awesome Hitler was, they probably wouldn't be as popular. I'm not saying Kurosawa isn't a good artist like other fucktards such as Riefenstahl and Polanski, I'm just saying there IS a difference between coming from Japan and coming from Japan and supporting their actions in…

I forgot there actually is a very obvious starting point, Seven Samurai. Those two films you mentioned though, I'm not familiar. I think it's the same for a lot of people, there's Seven Samurai and then like 40 other films with titles that do little to nothing to tell you what they're actually about.

Future suggestions
Iranian art cinema
Akira Kurosawa

Office Space and Idiocracy were "meh" too. Mike Judge is a "cult filmmaker" for people who think Shawshank Redemption is the greatest movie ever. That said, I still find him pretty entertaining.

What Tom DeLay did was illegal but no more immoral than that goes on in Washington every day. He's no more corrupt than any other politician.