Red State
Making a movie mocking Fred Phelps seems kind of lazy. There isn't a single person on the planet who isn't a member of Phelps' church who doesn't think Fred Phelps is a jackass.

No. Most Americans are of German decent. Irish and Italians also easily out number English Americans.

Austria as an independent nation is kind of dumb
It should be part of Germany and probably would be if the idea of unity hadn't become some connected with Nazism.

She's fat
but she's got a pretty face.

Speaking of 90s workplace comedies
Remember Working with Fred Savage? Man, that show is due for a hipster resurrection on DVD. Fred Savage is all respected now because of Always Sunny, it had Devo and clips from Lang's Metropolis as a theme, and Arden Myrin was hot as shit.

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This guy was funny 12 years ago
but now he's all "BRAH DUDE DUUUDE I DRINK SO MUCH, IT'S CRAZY I MEAN I WAS WASTED DRUNK BRAH DUDE! BRAH I WAS SO DRUNK THEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH THIS GIRL. GIRL'S ARE DUMB, I HAVE SEX WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE DUMB. I'M SO DRUNK I DRINK ALL THE TIME REALLY AND HAVE SEX ALL THE…

I'm betting she was intentionally artificially inseminated. She wanted to stop her rapid transformation into a super hot cat lady.

Criticizing Obama for not socializing medicine is not criticism in the same way that criticizing George Bush for invading Iraq is criticism. It's kind of like the difference between accusing someone of rape vs. giving them tips of how they can be a better receiver of oral.

I'm not saying Stewart is super liberal or super partisan. I'm saying he could be and he could be funny at the same time but only if he tells jokes. What The Daily Show needs to do is write better jokes, not move to the right or be less political.

America (The Book) was funny and political
The Daily Shows problem has never been that it's too political or that it's too one sided. They can be super liberal and political and still be funny as long as they actually make jokes. The problem is they don't make jokes. They just show clips of (bad but not surprising)…

The non-McCartney half of The Fireman is Martin "Youth" Glover. He has worked with The Orb although he's much better known for being in Killing Joke.

What song is playing in the commercials?
Please tell me and I will give you a blowjob if you like.

Last House on the Left exhibited realism?
The villains were cartoonish as were the Keystone Cops that ran after them. The re-make was 1000% more real and just better in general. I said that shit.

I am the generations greatest objective critic of comedy
and I did not laugh once during this episode. I liked the other episodes this season though. In fact, I'm in the midst of a big Steve Winwood kick because of last week, John Barlycorn Must Die is playing right now.

I'm a sad unemployed liberal arts major
I was whining about this in the Waiting for Superman review and it seems appropriate to whine about it here, 41k a year to be an office administrator? I apply for 20 of those jobs a day, they all make 30k at the very very most, and usually when they make that much, they prefer a…

30k a year is media sensationalism. School is too expensive to be sure (it's even worse when you consider that degrees don't mean shit anymore) but it's not that bad.

and seriously, what dream jobs are you people working where 40k is below the median? I want to know just so I can apply. They probably wouldn't hire me because I'm an asshole so there's no harm and just telling me.

I never said teachers should be paid less, I wouldn't even be opposed to giving them more. What I'm opposed to is them constantly bitching about how they're on the poverty line, especially in front of students, which every teacher I ever had used to do.

If your family makes below 25k a year, you get 5000$ a semester. That is true for every person. 5000$ easily covers tuition at any state school. That's nearly universally true. Even if you go out of a state and buy super expensive on campus housing (which a real poor person wouldn't do), 5000$ a semester Pell grants…