Dr Grant should have taken the Gas powered Jeepster, with Ellie and that other doctor.

*double clicks random file*

calmer than you are, dude.

Putin up the snark early, eh?

You know, for being a really wealthy dude, why wouldn't he just have a chocolate elevator, instead of a gold wrapped chocolate elevator?

*looks at own videos*

*concurs with conversation by saying "like" out loud*

You know, Jim Morrison was also a 20 year old "asshole" who adults didn't understand, but was flocked by young girls, and idolized too……

Soooooo……

Oh…..just wait until you get home…..

I am going out on a limb here and gonna say…….

Well, Dennis Rodman *insert the rest of your own joke here* about wetbutts.

bra-wit-the-pa-ta-play-the-really-really-shitty-music-while-I-upchuck-my-foody.

If you think that image is tasteless, just wait until I start commenting after my warm up stretches…..

THE HYPE TRAIN CAN NEVER BE DERAILED.

What about the English D in your throat?

Grave.

"When an article is posted, there will be the snark regardless of ethos." -

*turns station to one of the lost transmissions to begin quest line*

AN EXAMPLE OF MOST OF HIS INTERNET TRAFFIC: