That's bone

Bill.

They had to go there, because Dorsea was booked solid, and Texarkana is simply shit.

….which is a favorites of Bill Cosby's….

#NotMyPederast

*grabs*

I hear that ACLU's basketball team might actually be a contender in the March Madness Tournament this year.

*continues to ignore Oliver Twist, because come on……there are enough versions of that goddamn story as is.*

GINA, You canno go aut wit Aussholes like that guy.

Just like that scene in Scarface.

*watches Rosemary's Baby*

Debbie Does The Carter White House

Had to vent.

But…..but…….SOUTH PARK.

It is why we must all continue to man this lifeboat of snark, until it gets a hole and we sink, or we come to the dry land of sanity.

That is funny.

Allow me to retort, media.

Hey Da(hic)ve

I cannot wait to hear the raw emotion in the tale, when "Butt" dies of dysentery outside of Independence.

I used to be Slide Whistle.