Still am trying to get 300k likes, so I can redeem them for a bottle of Sean's liquor, from the AVC Prize guide.

That is why I got that stem cell jelly from India.

*Dwight smirk*

In your mom.

*forgot that Creed was us*

I thought it was the diabetes that kill't that boy…..

SON OF A BITCH. I FORGOT I HATE NEW DISQUS.

Hell, dude.

Ca Ca……
Calm down.

I told you.

If you cant dodge traffic in a rascal, you are not going to earn that senior discount.

"That was my bad, guys. Never used a Wok before and wanted to check it out." - Ra

Technically, you cats gave us Rush.

Let me ASS you a few questions….

GodDAMMIT I was just going to say the same thing.

"I didn't give you fuckers anything other than tacos." - God.

Watch Nighthawks.

February: That month where people forget rent is due like two or three days earlier than usual.

"progressively drunker" ?

There are various, uninhabited parts of the Canadian Wilderness, where the days are short, your neighbors are deaf, and Black Velvet flows from the tap.