Fair enough.

Methamphetamine

Littering and?
Littering and?
Littering and?

I agree that they are, but I still laugh at them.

Aren't you English?

I should downvote you for this, because I don't agree with your statement, but I will not.

Touching his rat balls.

IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!

Bobby Swirle

Crack Cocaine

Fight The Powerberry
Malcone X
Huey Fig Newton

I love pints.

Changed the avatar, eh?

Great username/comment synergy.

I cannot seem to post a new comment, thanks to that fucking ad banner, which is currently blocking my comment box.

It is a bummer that River Phoenix isn't alive to audition for the part.

Rancho Texacana was having a summer clearance sale! #BOLO.

They already have that, on home video.

Modern Marvels (at my package nightly)

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