Piece of cake. Robin Shou, the Chos (John and Margaret), that one guy from Under Siege, and Bolo Yeung.

"Jackie Chan, top-paid Asian actor, still makes $30 million less than top-paid non-Asian actor"

"an outgrowth of him being male"

I maintain that the show was doomed by the lousiness of the first couple episodes. Lots of hype followed by a slow start is obviously a recipe for disaster. By the end of its brief run, I felt it was starting to hit its stride, but by then no one was watching.

He's like a basketball player who averages twenty points per game on a last place team. In other words, he consistently displays talent while rarely elevating those around him. Or something.

Strongly disagree.

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This might be funny if Fred Armisen's voice was even remotely similar to the type of singer he's trying to emulate.

I was hoping that, as an author, he'd be able to articulate his reasons for hating the song a bit more effectively, but I'll give him bonus points for the purity of his hatred. No equivocating, no hedging. Just sheer hatred in its elemental form.

No replies? That's okay. It was, after all, a Rhettorical question.

Good call. I guess I was thinking of modern players.

There are definitely pitchers who could have been big league-caliber hitters had they not committed to pitching early in their careers. And most pitchers could probably improve somewhat if they put more work in, just by default. But, I doubt there are more than a handful who could improve enough to stay in the…

Because being able to pitch and being able to hit are totally different skills and most players aren't blessed with the natural ability to do both at the major league level.

I trust this guy because he's wearing a baseball cap.

.142 is still terrible. Pitchers are in the majors because they can pitch, not because they can hit. Even though there are some pitchers who hit pretty well, the two skills are more or less mutually exclusive. For the vast majority, getting some extra batting reps isn't going to turn them into legit hitters.

Perhaps he batted as a DH in one of the games? Tune in to find out!!

The toppings contained potassium benzoate.

Scenario approved.

I recall some contestants couldn't do the hand bike at all. I think they would juat let go after a token effort and take a ten second penalty.

Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.