What happens if you drop your keys in a river of molten lava?

Hopefully they can come to an aMECCAble resolution.

I believe Matthew Luke's claims. His word is Gospel.

1) This study is stupid.

Frank Stallone is suffering from the Nepalese earthquake?!?!?

You guessed it!

And the winner of "the headline containing the most shit I don't care about" award goes to…

"What kind of sick shit is he talking about?"

Boy, this sure ruins Dickhead Killjoy's "who are you talking to?" joke.

Me neither, but I think it involves one weird trick or something.

A pretty brief entry, but I can't complain since it covered the main role I remember him for, Chavez in Clear and Present Danger. He was excellent in that.

I appreciate the fact that you were willing to go to nonsensical lengths (why would they slam down insufficient money?) just to make this joke.

If only there was a film with interviews of the people involved to shed some light on the subject. We could then watch it before making up our minds.

Can I still be Garth?

This article makes it seem like he didn't really perform at all, so I'm not sure if the spectrum you described would even apply. That said, I admit I'm only going off this article, so maybe the reality was different than how it was portrayed here.

You want to work out bits, do it at an unannounced show in a small club, not in a 3,000 seat room where some people have paid hundreds of dollars to see you.

"…the performer goes out there and does what he or she can come up with…"

I'm cracking up imagining this scenario.

I'll have you know I'm on break right now.

Less pride?