You beat me to it. And yes, it was fantastic. Real as hell, even.

Previously, She Had Been All That

"Imma let you finish…"

He could do one of his classic bits where he makes a woman cry.

He was referring to his attorneys at the law firm of Venom & Fangs.

Or, you dupe your enemies into participating in a "friendly" hockey game, then take care of business on the ice, where it's nice and legal.

You mean "pardon."

I love clicking on an article that's part of a series I otherwise missed and immediately finding out some serious shit's been going down in the previous comment sections.

Your talent certainly has earned you alloy-al following.

Since it doesn't appear anyone here has said this yet, I'll do it:

Agree wholeheartedly.

If by that you mean she's cute as hell, then yes, I agree.

More opium please.

The question is a "no-win" for you because, by answering it honestly, you admit you're completely exaggerating the problems associated with televising a handful of youth sporting events.

I don't think there are any sports that are built solely on underage performers. It's just that in some sports, the peak performing age ranges from the mid-teens to the early 20s, so to me it doesn't seem skeevy to have the best athletes performing in the top competitions in those sports. And often times, the top…

That makes some sense. Similar to how the NCAA caps the number of hours an athlete spends training/practicing for their sport.

Everything you said is essentially correct. I think there are a handful of examples of guys who played in the LLWS making it to the majors, but obviously they're the exception and, at age 12, they don't necessarily stand out that much from the other top players. Also, your last paragraph is true whether or not the…

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1) There's a total of like six people in this discussion, which is occurring on a site called "The AV Club," so I wouldn't exactly call this panel the definitive authority on the topic of youth athletics. That said, there is at least one other person who responded positively to what I've said, so your comment isn't…

Yes, there is that stereotype, which certainly stems from things that have actually occurred. But, in virtually every imaginable activity, there are participants who are mistreated to varying degrees. That doesn't necessarily mean the activity itself is bad. I personally know a child who is coached by a Olympic…