On the other hand, is a guy really going to score points with the coaching staff by mowing down Will Ferrell on three pitches?

Forget defense - laughter wins championships.

He'll get nothing but 78-mph batting practice fastballs.

I'm not sure if this movie played in theaters, but I know that if it had, children under 17 would not have been allowed to see it. So, while the word "harm" is obviously rather subjective, what the teacher did (repeatedly, while in a position of authority, in a public building, getting paid taxpayer dollars, when she…

That reminds me of the infamous Vanilla Ice interview where he talks about how adding a little stutter to the bass line made "Ice Ice Baby" significantly different from "Under Pressure." I would imagine that in the early days of sampling there was a lot that was unsettled in terms in terms of copyright law, and that…

Might I suggest he apply at Enterprise Rent-A-Car. After all, they have an excellent corporate structure and they give you the tools to be your own boss.

"IS Bill Shatner a nice guy?"

I was not familiar with the Gaye song until after I had heard "Blurred Lines" many times. Then one day I heard the Gaye song on an oldies station and thought to myself, "Gee, I didn't realize 'Blurred Lines' was sampled wholesale from this song."

You've got to stick to your principles.

Your mother can't think of something compellingly original.

Good call re: the description of Gregg. There was nothing "sweet" about the mail bag stunt he pulled. He's just a little less alpha than Tim.

Or how everyone below Tom Cruise-levels of fame is a "nobody."

"I'm gonna do a different type of play. My play."

He's on a different level right now. You could watch some of his stuff in a vacuum and think "here's a guy being weird and it's pretty funny." But when you consider his entire body of work, and then you hear how truly on top of it he is in an interview like this, you realize just what a talent the guy is.

And was that Oleg's dad personally pouring wine for her?

Like it had happened before and she was thinking "I really need to stop wearing my good earrings on these missions."

Obviously Philip was playing up the religious reawakening angle, but I think his underlying sentiments in that scene were very genuine. He's coming apart at the seams, which is why Gabriel is having to pull out the big guns (the long lost son) to keep him on task.

Also, the part on the sidewalk where she said she was too busy to hang out, and then Philip ever so easily manipulated her by saying "I can't stop thinking about you." She was back on board immediately.

That "who she really is" line always bugs me because Elizabeth doesn't seem to/want to realize that Paige "really is" an American teenager.

I hope Cohen referred to his smart friend as his "boson buddy" in the writers' room that day.