Look, pal. It goes like this:

There's like 19 slight variations of the same dude in that video. The outlier was the guy near the end with the button-up shirt tucked into khakis.

The Vixenian Calendar:

This might be the first one of the year where the subject gave at least a semi-entertaining answer to every question. No duds.

While playing defense in the Tecmo Bowl games, getting in an extra hit on an opponent after the play was over.

In my experience, the top of a ladder is the best location from which to puke.

Agree. She's a very likable character.

FAHHHHCK YOU

Something tells me she will.

The woman is absurdly attractive. And the fact that she went for Paul Giamatti in that movie proves to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have a chance with her in real life. Because that's how these things work.

"…that's what happened here"

They met in a support group and now E. is tricking her into doing something illegal by exploiting the friendship Lisa thinks they have. And Lisa is so genuine within that fake friendship that it makes E.'s phoniness that much more difficult to watch. If and when Lisa finds out, she'll probably be driven back to the…

The more I read of this, the less I understood.

Most decent names you might think of that seem original have probably been used by some band somewhere. If you google it, you're bound to come across an old myspace page or show listing or whatever. By not googling it, you at least have plausible deniability that you didn't know it had been used.

FAAAHHHCK YOU

Yeah, the answer always seems to be a nice meal, often at a cool-sounding restaurant. My answer would be "nine thousand Skittles" or something like that.

I would've gone with "Coitus Cube" myself.

The "I can have it all" line cracked me up.

I can recall really wanting to be a part of the Goonies gang.

Considering that Sex Box airs at 10 PM, I assume "box = vagina" jokes will be fair game. So much potential.