"The brothers…only utilize accessible ingredients."

In music journalism, there's a school of thought that says you should always lead with an opaque, non-committal simile.

…until the usurper Colin Quinn ended his reign, plunging the Earth into a period of darkness from which some say it never emerged.

Indeed, the powers-that-be will gorge themselves in celebration of another victory over LA Boar.

When I saw this headline, I thought someone at AVC had accidentally hit the "post" button on an article that was published like two weeks ago.

In a thousand years, historians will look back on how much attention we paid to the words of entertainers and write volumes about the absurdity of it all.

Fair enough. But just once I'd like the "hater" to attempt to take down a song on primarily musical/lyrical terms, rather than getting into fashion, politics, videos, etc. Admittedly, it would be more challenging, but that's why it would be better in my opinion (if done well).

True, but then there's that long paragraph where she's commenting on the video while she's watching it. Point being, the "hate" almost always ends up being directed towards the visuals or the personalities of the band members, rather than towards the music.

Ha. Earlier I thought about going there but decided not to.

They're veneers with LED lights that change color to reflect the wearer's mood.

Hey everyone! Have you heard about Whovian? He's the coolest!!

"Why can’t that happen to me?!"

Agree. This is a tightly written little song with tasteful production and a solid vocal performance. In other words, it's pretty good. Another case of misplaced hate.

Correct. The Stones' manager made Keith drop the "s" to piggyback off of Cliff's already-famous name.

I assume 10/10 would've been "PunkRockPriestess?"

I made that same mistake when I first saw the name in the credits.

O'Gyver

Ann Wilson would give her a run for her money.

She's a little like Bono to me in that, while I can readily acknowledge she has a strong, pleasing voice, I've never found her music compelling enough to get into.

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