What happens if both teams know what "the actual highest percentage play" is? Does the stadium implode or something?

"My point is many coaches will avoid the play that gives the team the best chance to win if will make them look bad to the ignorant fans, press and ownership if if fails."

That's not a thing. And football is in fact played by men, unless we're all watching holograms every weekend.

This is a calculator. I asked for proof, which I already know you can't provide. If it was as simple as plugging numbers into a calculator every team would be 16-0 and no one would ever lose a bet. Games are decided on the field by men, not by calculators that can't possibly factor in all the circumstances that exist…

"Coaches frequently choose the safe play over the play that would give them the best chance to win."

Well, I was responding to your general comment about people being too results-oriented, but yes, they would've been on his ass because his team blew a big lead and lost.

Yes, the end around is very common.

Not really embarrassing. No team scores on every possession.

That's a halfback pass. Or a halfback option if he has the option to tuck it and run rather than throw.

A trained monkey can play the percentages. A play caller is expected to accurately predict what WILL work. Unfair perhaps, but that's reality.

People always say to me, "Vargas, how come you look like a broke-ass Lenny Kravitz?"

Fair enough. Admittedly, I'd have a hard time explaining exactly why I didn't like Angel Boy as much. Just didn't do it for me for some reason, possibly because Eric was the lead. I feel T&E are at their best when Tim is the "frontman" and Eric has more of a supporting role.

I thought Toes was the best-executed in terms of acting, story, building tension, etc. Not necessarily my favorite though. I agree with you re: Hole and Bathroom Boys.

How does not liking Angel Boy make me "uninformed" exactly?

Quick review of each one so far:

As much as I love T&E, I don't think anyone will be looking back on their stuff in a couple hundred years.

Anyone know of a place where I can list a bunch of shit I like?

Bueno commento, amigas.

True, he doesn't say it the same way, but it's clearly a borrowed gag. I hope you're right though.

And I bet somewhere, on some other message board, she's name-dropping her cousin, Montypark, and his 80,000+ likes right now.