I vote 'Turkelton' be used in these reviews from now on. It's a silly joke that never failed to make me laugh.

I imagine you saying that in the voice of Michael Ian Black.

And while we're at it: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?" Still a go-to favorite of mine when starting conversations with strangers.

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And no "Army had half-day". This site is sorely lacking.

Who?…

Gene was far from the best

I don't know if it's my favorite, but Advanced Dungeons & Dragons is the episode that got me watching the show. And the way that happened is like a little fable about how Todd tends to see the show (and how I see it, most of the time): I saw a screencap on this here website of Chang made up as a Dark Elf, and my inner…

I think those two statement mean the same thing

I need help reacting to something

you forgot to inflect. inflection is SO interesting.

Time Bandits. I think my parents thought it was a cute movie about midgets and my dad's a history buff. Sweet Odin, were they wrong….

I didn't listen to it, but I watched someone listen to it on their headphones.
[shudder]

Who?..

My favorite Lady M interpretation is thus: yes, she's ambitious and cutthroat, but she's also stupid about it. She has not seen war, she has never killed. Her ambition and cruelty are fueled by her ignorance. When the dark deeds start happening, she loses her mind in the face of what it actually takes to kill people.…

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hand to hand.

Don't…. don't engage him

MY EYES!!!!!

A thousand times yes. Much like in the play, Ophelia is often misunderstood and under represented in the classroom. His speech about Hamlet is great, but we've heard it before. This Ophelia moment… he *gets* her. So much more than Hamlet ever did.