FUCK IT!!!
That was, without any doubt, the best thing ever.

I had hoped this would get more play

I know the guy who broke Jared Leto's nose
He forever has my respect.

The Pepto-Bismol thing
is kind of old news, isn't it?

It's for the best, I'd probably be too worried that I might accidentally say something about the black eyed peas and ruin it.

Amelie Gillette
is the best thing ever.

Unaware that Summer Glau was being interviewed.

Really?
We're up in arms about the wild inappropriateness of comeons?
I'd be flattered.