Have you ever been less surprised?

So is this a reality show disguised as fiction or fiction disguised as a reality show?

This would be cooler if the fonts were correct.

"Cut!  What the hell was that?"

I always assumed the No Smoking sign in Chandler's cubicle was placed there by the company, which is why he tried to hide his smoke with the air freshener, fan, and Binaca.

I've seen this (the pilot) a couple of times over the last year in syndication, and I think its biggest problem is that everyone is trying too hard.  There's a lot of "look at me" in the performances, and it continues for most of the first season.  At some point the jokes not only got better, but the actors became…

Does it matter what I do with the million super-intelligent pubic lice?  I mean, will they be applied to me or delivered in some kind of container?  Because in the right circumstances, they could be useful.

It was a response to The Daily Show hiring Olivia Munn as a correspondent, and to the criticism of said hiring.

Couldn't you just stop watching it?  Why wish for a bunch of people to lose their jobs?

Your ex-girlfriend is not going to get in touch with you to ask why you canceled your Netflix account, which is what her friend will assume has happened.

I nominate Donald Glover.  Young, likable, and funny.

It's pretty bad, but it almost seems deliberate, like Robert Vaughn saying, "I asked you to kill Superman, and you couldn't even do that one simple thing."

Yes, but I was talking more about the cuts back to Azaria and Paymer, etc.

Yes, I understand that.  I was responding to the comment made by Alien Jesus that the Academy would ignore Redford because "he basically doesn't play that game and never has."

To be fair, much of what D'Angelo is criticizing are editing decisions more than decisions about where to put the camera.  We don't know how extensive the coverage was on this scene, but I'm sure different options were tested in the editing bay.  That's still on Redford, of course (and his editor, Stu Linder).

Um … Redford was nominated for "Quiz Show".

Wow.  Hollywood needs some new ideas.

There really aren't enough cannibalism-centric sitcoms.

There really aren't enough cannibalism-centric sitcoms.

Mature = old.