Shirtless tally for this episode: 0

Thank you.  It's almost as if Phil doesn't actually enjoy watching the show and just looks for reasons to call it bad.  Oh wait, that might be true.

Thank you.  It's almost as if Phil doesn't actually enjoy watching the show and just looks for reasons to call it bad.  Oh wait, that might be true.

This is the episode I present as evidence in my ongoing argument that Connor Jessup is actually a better actor than Drew Roy.

This is the episode I present as evidence in my ongoing argument that Connor Jessup is actually a better actor than Drew Roy.

My nomination is for the Gilmore Girls' season 2 episode "Lorelai's Graduation Day," in which Rory skips school, takes a bus to New York to see Jess, and misses here mother's graduation.

My nomination is for the Gilmore Girls' season 2 episode "Lorelai's Graduation Day," in which Rory skips school, takes a bus to New York to see Jess, and misses here mother's graduation.

Gilmore Girls' season 2 episode "Lorelai's Graduation Day," in which Rory skips school, rides a bus to New York to hang out with Jess and misses her Mom's graduation ceremony.

Gilmore Girls' season 2 episode "Lorelai's Graduation Day," in which Rory skips school, rides a bus to New York to hang out with Jess and misses her Mom's graduation ceremony.

Anyone else think it weird that after Jackson and Scott destroyed the locker room, all they got was detention?  I didn't go to a public school, but I would hope discipline is a bit more strict than that.

Anyone else think it weird that after Jackson and Scott destroyed the locker room, all they got was detention?  I didn't go to a public school, but I would hope discipline is a bit more strict than that.

Ah-mazing I'll certainly agree with!

Ah-mazing I'll certainly agree with!

Technically, Jackson did not fight Scott "in the buff" since he did put on gym shorts first.  There is a difference to those of us who care.

Technically, Jackson did not fight Scott "in the buff" since he did put on gym shorts first.  There is a difference to those of us who care.

Well, while the characters may be naked, the show never shows the audience anything — that's part of what fueled their fire for Skins when MTV remade it.  Plus Teen Wolf gets by with relatively little notice from people outside of their target audience, so it's possible that the Parent's Television Council has yet to…

Well, while the characters may be naked, the show never shows the audience anything — that's part of what fueled their fire for Skins when MTV remade it.  Plus Teen Wolf gets by with relatively little notice from people outside of their target audience, so it's possible that the Parent's Television Council has yet to…

As someone who still uses wooden pencils and pencil sharpeners, I will not be able to sharpen another pencil without thinking about something sexual.

As someone who still uses wooden pencils and pencil sharpeners, I will not be able to sharpen another pencil without thinking about something sexual.

I'm glad to see the costume department's neglect of Jackson continued to the extreme this episode.  Now if only Scott had been near-naked during their fight as well…