Please can someone put out a memo. Because it's become far too common too ignore.

I literally had the exact same reaction.

It borders on creepy just the tiniest bit.

Oh, Jason Isaacs, I'll follow your blue eyes anywhere.

Gossip Girl's Dan Humphrey. What a douche. But he's the audience stand-in, so you sorta hafta agree with his muttered snark.

I think for me, I hate to love him. I have an affinity for his smarminess that can't be tamed.

I've always wondered when the entertainment industry forgot it was, y'know, a business. They have to serve a customer, and the "customer is always right." If they don't service the customer in a way the customer approves of, they'll go elsewhere. It's that simple. It's the industry's job to adapt, not to try and make…

Ugh. I mean, I'm going to watch it, but ugh.

Right? She seems like the best person ever.

I have a thing for smoking jackets, so bring it on.

I wish The Razzies were telecasted, and I wish all nominees were legally required to attend, and I wish all winners were obliged to apologize to the American public.

I'M EXCITED TO WATCH THIS AND I'M NOT ASHAMED. There's still a dear place in my heart for Gossip Girl. Ah, memories.

The best moment of the night was Chris Rock's little rant about how in animation, people can be anything they want! … except black people, who are relegated to donkeys and zebras.

Ughhhhh, this show.

Oh, of course! I totally get *why* they do it, I just wish they wouldn't for my own selfish wants. XD The country market is larger, more people in the heartland watch Idol than on the coasts, etc. The Ruben Studdards of the world don't get much play everywhere.

One thing that's always bothered me about Idol is that it disproportionately caters to Midwestern/Southern country singers with an aw, shucks attitude. Oh, and white people who sing their version of soul.

I want him to win, so, so much.

YAY!

Wasn't it Ruben Studdard that told Arsenio not to lose?

This is disgusting. Jay-Z needs to have a sit down with his homegirl.