As Mario!

Tony Hawk?

I'd rather cut the design into a collage, and sew it on to the back of my bitchin' denim vest. Actually…

There's going to be a horse cock in there, at some point.

The minotaur/labyrinth theory did raise some interesting points, but the poster was a stretch.

I got one of those as a "gift." Felt guilty for never wearing it.

I weep for the future.

Because the Kaiser has stolen our word 'twenty.'

Ugh, thanks for the memories.

That was a good episode. Thorburn has been a surprisingly entertaining guest on a few podcasts.

That'd give me a narwhal horn, if you know what I'm saying!

Is that Raffi from The League? Because I would love to hear that version.

What the hell? I thought narwhals were the only space-faring cetacean!

Best Photoshop of the year?!

A.V. Club 1976:

Awesome! I love At the Mountains of Madness and The Thing for realistically conveying the horrors of the cold and isolation at the bottom of the world. Though I imagine Bainbridge's book has fewer star-faring species bent on the destruction of all life on Earth.

*Read in Bob Ducca voice*

They are minerals, Marie. Not rocks. This one is an igneous biotite in a mica schist from the central cordillera of Irayan Jaya.

And the towels are, oh!, so fluffy.

When did *Spoiler Alert* first enter public consciousness? Does anyone remember the moment they first heard it, or your first 'spoiled' entertainment?