They should just create all of Shrek's lines with a Gert Froebe soundboard.

I have always loved "Jon Hamm's John Ham."

If only all that taxidermy could talk. What might have been.

"Shortlist" it's right in the title!

Nerds vs. clods! It's the new snobs vs. slobs!

Ever notice how much his name sounds like 'moloch' ?

Whither Grint?

Clever O'Neal.

Hey, I liked that show! Am I alone here?

I do hope this film involves her knowledge of tornadoes. Maybe they drive through Kansas, and she has to use her skills to predict which way the storm will turn so they can avoid it.

Wall-street-occupying, America-hating, beard farmer will be on my tombstone.

The "story of woe/whoa" is an amazing bit of wordplay! Kudos!

Since you are paraphrasing the first line of the song, did you need to include a blatant firstie? I feel you may have committed a breach of firsting etiquette here.

I hope the Dynasty is in decline, so at least my parents will stop hectoring me to watch the show.

You wound my comedic sensibility. I spend most of my time at the Bloomington Funny Bone.

I thought I saw your hood and noose. It was Hallowe'en night, after all.

Heck yeah! It was a lot of fun.

Is my posting here a spoiler?

Hey! We had Bobcat Goldthwait here last weekend!

That pun is just like the words Samara scrawled on the walls of her watery prison, in The Ring: well written!