Or maybe they will all be actors from even further south, to replicate the relative foreign-ness? Maybe Gustavo will be from Tierra del Fuego so he seems really weird!

I will never not read "hola" as "Hollah!"

Vicious cunts are the worse kind. All vagina dentata, and stuff.

Wow, this one made me stifle a hearty guffaw at work. Well done.

I mean, aren't they asking for it? The way they wear those short pants, pockets stuffed with bullfrogs and bottle caps. Snot encrusted faces, and dirty hair. Hot stuff.

Awesome news. This was published in January 2013, not the latest issue of Neuron as stated in the source article.

As an undiagnosed narcoleptic (read: alcoholic) it is a real challenge for me to stay awake for any long stretch of time, so that one hit close to home.

Hot.

Point of fact: the episode of Battlestar Galactica is "33," but yeah, it is a great example of terror in TV.

Do you want ants?

I'm not paying $15 for it if it doesn't smell.

His monologue about murderer heaven was pretty good.

Him too! I'd never forget ol' H-Fires!

Too many puns and I start to feel battered.

NNNEEEeeeeerrrrrrrdddddd!

I misread the director as Stuart Gordon, and was excited about a Jeffrey-Combs-starring, Re-Animator-style horror comedy.

If you've got a bread pun, let me hear you challah!

We can only hope this film will also have Christopher Lloyd playing what appears to be a stroke victim.

Did you learn about dinosaurs in 1998?

Hey that sounds like… Oh, got it.