Soylent Green is Skinny Pete!

That fucking Horse With No Name. I hate that song.

Figs don't usually have hair. Though they can house a mite which lives in human hair, so maybe shaving is a good idea.

Except in aqueous environments!

The graphic sex will still have a home in my fan fiction. 

Is that a joke because T.S. Eliot is an anagram for "toilets" ?

Sometime's it is.

Tarantino's just don't understand.

So true… I can't even remember when teenagers started to scare the living shit out of me.

I've always said (and, yes, I have a lot of reasons to say it), that Hot Topic would go out of business without Jack Skellington.

Rabin is a Jewish name?

KU alum here. I've never been prouder.

"And Leslie Nielsen said I couldn't act. Heh!"

Pixie-ish? Does that apply here?

You gotta know the territory!

Nice writing Marah! I though it was Sean until I saw the byline. This is meant as a compliment to both writers. 

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus Where he presumably dies?

Gross.

It sounds like a Tim and Eric bit.

Whoa, Wikipedia just informed me that Jacinda was briefly engaged to Chris Hardwick.