I got a bad case of lovin' pubes?

Wow, that is actually better.

That is someone who works on mainframes. A "dick doc" is a urologist.

Who translated that as "pussies" and who thought it was "vaginas" ? Let's get an accurate tally, folks.

I always choose my bracket based on the rarity of letters in the team name. So far, my Gonzaga vs. Xavier championship has yet to occur.

It's not scary, just abnormal.

Great gimmick, or greatest gimmick?

Thank you for pointing out my foibles in such a cl—-y way.

@avclub-89e39f3b3cfd65ccf3e5872dedd20a0b:disqus Yes, in fact! It was his banker toon.

I should have posted this here:

Nailing and spiking.

Bonus points that an asterisk looks like an anus.

I am embarr—-ed how long it took me to get the joke in the final line.  

He did have to wrap up all of the byzantine plot threads. No small feat, to be sure. 

I had a character named "Septomin." One million bonus points for anyone getting the reference.

… and rainbows? Please, let there be rainbows!

I think Blitzkrieg translates as "nine-ish."

Or is it five minutes late?

Might get me out of bed. Depression is a hell of a thing.

Is that an intentional acronym for SAD?