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Little Dick Whitman
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On the plus side, you've outlived Jesus. So, that.

That's pretty funny, and original.

I had the perfect stealth firstie for this involving virginity &c. &c.

She was great, and sadly underrated.

Big Red N-Zero is already the title of an anime.

There are literally hundreds of us.

There are literally hundreds of us.

"mmmf— Warlords!"

"I knew there was something I was going to do today!"

"What the hell is this? Some kind of tube?"

"Hey, Acty! Stop the play!"

I love the deadpan satire that is FoxNews.

Tortuous means twisted. Torturous means hard to watch.

Ignorant racism on his part?

"Now you done fucked up!"

Hamlet: We must check the castle tower and make sure no vampire has gotten into our home base.

PADAWC

… Wow, that's actually better.

Wait, I had something for this…