I was here for both conversations you know…

…listen to him (hides).

Good work, Cucumber! Now infiltrate the back areas and destroy the Antayla weapon, Turkey Gear©!

Internal Monologue
"Stray Cat 1 ate that sock? That was MINE to eat! I'd already taken care of its partner. This is terrible! What am I supposed to knead and consume today? The dirt?!?! The air?!?! Can you consume air if you try hard enough? I mean, it takes up space. I bet I could will my stomach to be…

Goes over to help Shinigami collect the apples.

I'm sorry ; ;. I told you— I've tried taking baths but I hate water ; ;.
Oh, you mean Stephen77? Yeah, he smells.

Sigh.

Listen, everyone. You've known me for years. I'm Stray Cat 2 (not to be confused with the lovely, wonderful Stray Cat 1). We've been through Lumbaka. We've been through Bumpcollege. Heck, we've even been through Die Hard vs. Speed and "Don't Pump the Brakes, Bro." So IF some of us MAY be parasites infecting our…

Please don't Jim the comments like that.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CANCELLING ANIMAL HOSPITAL!
I would have been guaranteed a guest spot during sweeps eventually!

How long does Crazy Chang Hand last?
…I'm asking… for a friend….

But then he scores a BASKET!!!… even though he's not a wolf anymore!

You know, I'm not saying Season 2 of True Detective headlined by cat detectives would be a guaranteed unmitigated cultural and critical success…

You overslept an extra week AGAIN, cocksucker!

Meeeeeerrrraaaaaaooooorrrrrrrrr~~
*purrrs*
Sleep well all! Now's our time to shine!

So…. how 'bout in cat years?

I don't even own a dog.

…I'm not.

But……. Meoooooowwwww~

Awwww jeeez… whoops. I can fix this! I can fix this! Uhhh…