I was barely maintaining. Then we got to the part where the destroyed dog is still wagging his tail. Now I'm a mess at my desk at work, hoping no one walks into my office for a few minutes.

I'm confused on this, too. I'm hardly a math whiz, but wouldn't any attempt at measuring the dome involve divining the diameter, or at least the radius, thus sending you straight to the middle in the process?

Ayuh.

It'll be okay. There are a million former Attorney Generals in the sea.

Other than the redhead reporter, you mean?

At this point more folks are technically getting the quote right because they're quoting UHF rather than the source material.

Longfellow's not on board.

PHIL BUSHEY BET ON THE BROWNS!? Actual money?

"I have a feeling the very first tweet might have been a too-obvious clue to the killer's identity."

"The Trade-Ins" is unbearably moving and poignant when you know that the lead actor's wife of fifty years died a couple of days before the episode was shot. The producers graciously gave him an opt-out but he insisted he carry on, making the role a monument to her.

Good list. I'd make room for Number Twelve Looks Just Like You, though.

I came back to this comment three times, half-convinced I'd imagined it. At the bottom of a deep hole right now, and I think it's something I needed to hear. Read, see, whatever.

Can you guys either spill it or link it? You've piqued my curiosity, but no combination of "heroes star" and "gawker blind items" is returning anything worth a damn on Google.

Can you guys either spill it or link it? You've piqued my curiosity, but no combination of "heroes star" and "gawker blind items" is returning anything worth a damn on Google.

OW… every TIME… damn cornballing piece of…

OW… every TIME… damn cornballing piece of…

Beep beep, firstie.

Beep beep, firstie.

Right there with you, Guy Behind.  I was fifteen, and I remember Arsenio Hall making a joke about it in his monologue later in the week, which made me furious for reasons I couldn't quite define.

I kinda wanna kick that big singin' guy's ass.