This was magnificent.  I can't wait to show it to my best buddy, a longtime gamer and Breaking Bad fan…

Way to think outside the box.

Given how similar our names are, I assume the similarities run across the board, and you will console yourself with the knowledge of how mammoth your penis is.

Using the whole quote there, Doc?

Put it on my tab.

Thank you, for finally defining the lone problem with this franchise.

Spoiler!  Damn it, Handlen, I was surely within twenty or perhaps twenty-two years of watching that flick!

I can't stop laughing at Stone Cold's reply, and I'm not entirely sure why.  Cheers, sir/madam.

Guys, guys.  Let's keep perspective.  Whatever song they choose, the one thing we know for sure is that it will be sung by the Black Eyed Peas.

Nothing like a nice rind grind on a Sunday afternoon.

AW, HELL, CHEWIE, I TOLD YOU FIX THE GODDAMNED HYPERDRIVE…

I can't believe there's another, albeit anonymous, person alive who has the line "Something from the meat case, Linda?" forever locked away in some random room of the memory.

Michael having to stick with "Cutestory" makes me laugh without fail.

Welcome to The AV Club. I love you.

I don't think I get even five percent of the references dropped in this thread.

Please tell me these will run in the Spike TV Friday night block, in the cushy post "Cooze Crooz" timeslot.

May you have a ridiculous mustache and eventually perish in a routine-looking wall collision.

Portal 2.
I don't believe I need to add anything more.

What the fuck do YOU know, tiny Scientologist?

A couple I didn't see mentioned already, which got to me: