Funniest article title I've seen in awhile.
Cheers, Sean O'Neal, you cheeky bastard.

Every scene with the Larsen parents shreds me.
I almost never remark outwardly on things I see in movies or on TV, but I let out a shocked and pained "Oh no…" when the parents spotted the crime scene photos.

A rare relevant firstie. It's like spotting an albino tiger in the wild.

This project is a total MILF.
That is, a Movie I'll Likely Forego.

But how will anyone know that I brake for weekends if I'm not wearing my tee-shirt that plainly states across the front that I do? Spaghetti stains be damned!

That's a juicy tidbit.

Let Biggie's fate serve as a lesson to us all: smoking kills.

GET! THAT! BEAR! SOME! LASIK!

CUT! IT! OUT!

None of you fucks can ever again complain about how much it costs to see a movie in a theatre.

That goes a long way toward explaining Musical Guest Noam Chomsky coming up next month.

Lohan?

This thread is fried gold. Love it.

I'd sooner watch Dumbledore's idea as a film than this execrable Jennifer Garner vehicle.

Note to self: I don't want to "live."

For Chrissakes, guys, let's try to go just ONE DAY without constantly quoting Kurosawa films to each other, okay?

J. Michael Straczynski's "Rising Stars."

I can only assume OP is a troll.

You savvy Photoshoppers…
It is your duty to doctor that header pic. Most of the work is done for you.

I refuse to believe that it doesn't star Dane Cook.